A broke drunk walks into a bar and tries to bum a drink. The Democrat commissions a study and decides a social program should pay for it. The Republican commissions a different study and decides vouchers are in order, or he’ll buy it if he can get a tax deduction. The Libertarian says leave me alone and go ask a charity. After suffering DT’s , the drunk is now an AA counselor.
There you go, short and concise, and so simple that even a politician can understand.
Just because I’m an equal opportunity offender. I offer shots of our leaders if they spend a night in my little bar.