STP will be free Tuesday, May 29th through Saturday, June 2nd on Amazon. Yes, that’s right, for a five-finger discount you can pick up a crazy summer read for your kindle or .Mobi compatible e-readers. Pick it up and you, like Maistoinna, may start calling the irritating people in your life Bison Anus.
To my literary friends, it’s time to let your hair down and enjoy some silliness. Come on, click on this link, you know you want to do it. Feel the itch in your finger, that’s it, do it, click it.
LDP as Maistoinna Standing Bear? Hmmmm
As of this post, I can not confirm nor deny rumors that Lou Diamond Phillips may or may not be considered for part of Maistoinna Standing Bear in the movie adaptation. 
